raycat:

i am CRYING



ask-gwen-stacy:

Mary Jane is a cockblock….just saying….



thats-so-meme:

http://whatthefunniest.tumblr.com/

Me and Mallory thought it was a babies hand in daddy’s hand….
BUT YES WE ARE HOLDING OUR HARD COCKS<3









kreay-hefner:

why wont anybody touch me inappropriately i’m so angry



ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane




lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

(Source: youallknowthefuckingscore)





  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this